DEATH STAR CANTINA!!!!
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!

James Bon Gadgets

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Cats That Look Like Hitler

Thank you Eddie Izzard for expending my horizons.

Man Rules 2.0: An Educational Picspam Staring Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine

Picsam with Zachary Quinto (nu!Spock) and Chris Pine (nu!Kirk) and how men should behave amongst each other.
*dies laughing!*
Could be applicable to any men.

Whoever decided to hammer away in this building has got to SHUT THE FUCK UP! They've been at it since 11AM and I need to fucking study, not keep on listen to them hammering!
GAH!
Also, snow. Lots and lots and lots of it. Though thankfully it's not sticking on the roads, just the sidewalks and cars and stuff.

The draws have been made for the 2010 World Cup

Group A:
South Africa
Mexico
Uruguay
France

Group B
Argentina
Nigeria
South Korea
Greece

Group C
England
US
Algeria
Slovenia

Group D
Germany
Australia
Serbia
Ghana

Group E
Holland
Denmark
Japan
Cameroon

Group F
Italy
Paraguay
New Zealand
Slovakia

Group G
Brazil
Portugal
Ivory Coast
North Korea

Group H
Spain
Switzerland
Honduras
Chile

Apparently Ivory Coast is really good, but I don't know enough about them to make a prediction. But everyone is calling Group G the "Death Group". Yay us. All I know is that I don't know WHO Rafael is going to cheer for on June 25.

Festivities start on June 11 and end July 11. Brazil's first game in on June 15 at 3:30PM. I'm not sure what I'm going to do if I have to be at work that day... I can't miss it!! *cries!*

This is the most beautiful goal in Brazilian (and possibly world) history:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfbmFqzoHE

For those who don't know/can't appreciate it for what it is, here's the reason: The guy caught the rebound ball on his chest and kicked it from the MIDFIELD STRAIGHT INTO THE GOAL! It's never been done before in Brazilian history. Apparenlty, Pele tried doing it but he caught the ball with his chest and put it on the ground before kicking it from the midfield. In this one, the ball DID NOT TOUCH THE GROUND!

Just... Wow.
And I hate this team. It makes me sort of sad that they're the ones who scored just a beautiful goal.

OMG I give in! YOU WIN SONY!! I SELL YOU MY SOUL!! God fucking damn it! I'm buying the PS3 tomorrow.
Why? Star Trek in blue ray costs $1 more and has THIS MUCH MORE SPECIAL FEATURES!
Yes, I am a Star Trek whore. I feel so cheap. *hangs head in shame*
On the plus side, I will now be able to make full use of my HDTV and buy new and pretty shiny DVDs and games. Even though I have no time for them.

Again, damn you Star Trek! And Sony!
DAMN YOU WORLD!

PS: Yes, I resisted buying Star Trek. I know. Shocking. But I'll get it tomorrow along with the PS3 and then fight with it to get it set up so I can spend my Wednesday night watching all the special features. I am such a geek, and I LOVE it!

Today all my TV shows are at 150%!!
Between HIMYM referencing Star Trek fanfiction (and actually SAYING Star Trek fanfiction), Accidentally on Purpose having crabs driving cars and constantly referencing penises and the dude walking out in just an apron, and now BBT having the guys steal HBO feeds and Sheldon doing a "Sheldon Log" and the guys getting STONED from cookies and Sheldon driving and--
OMG STAR TREK DVD COMMERCIAL! AND IT'S GOING TO BE 15 BUCKS!
Raj being the king of rabbits! And Penny calling Sheldon Mr. Spock and correctly referencing Star Trek warp speed and Sheldon PEEKING and Sheldon being SO CREEPY trying to be nice and the other guys being TOTALLY STONED and with the MUNCHIES! And Penny high on painkillers! OMG SOFT KITTY SONG IN CANON I HAVE SO MUCH LOVE FOR THIS TV SHOW IT BORDERS ON RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!! (I can only imagine the Penny/Sheldon comm after this ep)

Right, so I'm actually posting random stuff on facebook now, and twitter, but let's see if I can do a quick recap of life.
HW, HW, HW, Star Trek fangirling, HW, HW, White Collar fangirling, HW, HW, BBT, HIMYM, HW, HW...

Oh yes, and my new addiction is Pinto. You know, I realized today that I started writing RPF, and then I got squeeked by it, and now I've come full circle. I'm not sure what that says about me, but I'm sure it can't be good. I've been going through the st_kink_rpf comm, and I'm on PART II and I've seriously very nearly caved and written adopted a prompt. I've NEVER GONE THROUGH KINK MEMEs!!! God fucking damn it I hate you all you goddamn addictive fandom!!!

In other words, Contracts and Torts all seem to be about prostitution and in-laws. O.o Right.
And finals are coming up. HOW ARE FINALS COMING UP?!?! HOLY FUCK! I have my first one next Friday, and then one on Dec 8, Dec 12 and Dec 16!!! GAH! *FREAKS OUT!!* Though admittedly I'm more worried about finding a job for next semester. Guh. I think I'm going to do an externship though. That way I get credits and I can use the credits to go part-time or take less classes my 3L and do clinic instead.

And next semester is going to LOADED! GUH! There's the play in Feb, and Mock Trial in January just to get a taste of it, and then the competition is in March? And then Journal during Spring Break, and applying to jobs, and 5 CLASSES!! GOD! WTF! *dies ded*

Bleh. I should do some HW but it's 12AM now. But I didn't do anything today... I might do some Contracts. Maybe. Study session tomorrow from 12:30-3PM.

Also? htt://mylifeisaverage.com is AWESOME!<3<3<3

I just saw a rerun of White Collar "pilot" episode on USA today and WOW am I going to be addicted to that show. Not only does it have an absolutely fantastic sense of humor, it's smart and slick and the main guy is SEXY AS HELL!! Hmm... Eyecandy every Friday night at 10PM. Seriously, go watch the pilot and be ready for more next week! (USA @ 10PM)

In case the embeded fails

This is one of the HARDEST brazilian songs to play EVER! And the fact TWO PEOPLE played it on the SAME guitar is just INCREDIBLE!!

I wish they'd do something like this in DC... I'd totally be jumping ALL over it!





In case the embeded media doesn't work, click here to see the Piano Stair

I am so amused right now. But it might very well be because I handed in my first memo today and I am euphoric (plus, am still running on the 2 (two!!) free donuts and coffee provided by our section dean fellows)


I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER KITTENS!!!

Penny would totally send this one to Sheldon and tell him he's the basemen kitty.
(I tried embedding the pic, but that didn't work :-\ )

This is the single most ANNOYING spelling mistake ever!! You know how there's always some word that really annoys you when it's misspelled? Mine is right there.

"Annie took a breath."

"She struggled to breathe." NOT: She struggled to breath!!!

One is a VERB the other a NOUN!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!

SERIOUSLY!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes me want to slap a bitch!

Things I want to own:

Big Bang Theory Season 2 DVD
Pushing Daisies Season 1&2 DVD
The Mentalist Season 1 DVD
Castle Season 1 DVD
The Academy Years: Collision Course by William Shatner (this is a book in case there is some confusion)
Trick of the Light by Rob Thurman
iTouch 64GB
PS3

Ok, I wasn't going to put this but I am: Star Trek: 2009 2-Disc DVD (preorder - since it's really only coming out on November 11).

Pretty cool huh? I haven't had a wish list in years! We'll see how long I hold out before I give in and buy all of it online. LOL!


Update 2: Er... I just of this, but you guys might want to talk to each other if you're going to get me anything from this list since, you know, you might accidentally buy me the same thing for my bday... Or, you know, get a gift receipt ^__^

I think someone loves Obama very very very VERY VERY WAY TOO MUCH!!!

So, I now have 2 published pictures!! Well, one of them is under my pseudo name, but oh well. They're both pics I took of Spain and they've now been included in an online guidebook to Spain. How cool is that?!

If anyone is curious, they can be found here:

Under El Escorial.

Under Bilbao Guggenheim.

I feel like a photographer now. If a career as lawyer doesn't work, I could always become a photographer for travel guides. LOL!

I quote:
"The hold-up man sensing his insecurity suggested to the chauffeur that in the event there was the slightest lapse in obedience to his curt command that he, the chauffeur, would suffer the loss of his brains, a prospect as horrible to a humble chauffeur as it undoubtedly would be to one of the intelligentsia. The chauffeur, apprehensive of certain dissolution from eitehr Scylla, the pursuers, or Charybis, the pursued... left his car."

In response to the Plaintiff's lawyers that said that a person shouldn't jump their car when it's in motion even if it's to save their own life:"To hold thus under the facts adduced herein would be tantamount to a repeal by implication of the primal law of nature written in indelible characters upon the fleshy tablets of sentient creation by the Almighty Law-giver, 'the supernal Judge who sits on high.'"

After a lot of schpiel about brave men and how the law is based on "the common legion of the earth, the fraternity of the ordinary man": "Returning to our chauffeur. If the philosophic Horatio and the martial companions of his watch were 'distilled almost to jelly with the act of fear' when they beheld 'in the dead vast and middle of the night' the disembodied spirit of Hamlet's father stalk majestically by 'with countenance more in sorrow than in anger,' was not the chauffeur, though unacquainted with the example of these eminent men-at-arms more amply justified n his fearsome reactions when he was more palpably confronted by a thing of flesh and blood bearing in its hand an engine of destruction which depended for its lethal purpose upon the quiver if a hair? When Macbeth was cross-examined by Macduff as to any reason he could advance for his sudden dispatch of Ducan's grooms he said in plausible answer, 'Who can be wise, amazed, temperate and furious, loyal and neutral in a moment? No man.'"

Cordas v. Peerless Transportation Co. (27 N.Y.S.2d 198) - City Court of NY, New York County, 1941.

This was decided in 1941. Seriously, this is one of the funniest opinions yet. This Judge (Carlin) obviously thought he was some kind of story teller because... wow. Just... Wow. This took me forever to do because I was laughing to much. HAHAHA! Oh law school, you kill me DED.